Winter's Twelfth Night

I'd cry because then i'd be good at math and awful at English. I'd hate historical fiction and love sci-fi. I'd hate classical music and listen to pop. And...OH MY ...

I had first seen him. I was in London with my cousin Elizabeth. I remember the day that we met him far too vividly. Elizabeth had decided that she wanted ...

Sorry to post twice, but I just thought of another one! Did you know that you are reading a book? I bet you didn't. This book is about what NOT ...

Once upon a stop sign there lived an old woman with blue hair who spent her surplus amount of free time hugging herself. Then a stuffed elephant fell down the ...